"Time is precious"...yeah...many time right from preparatory classes to college semesters,from boarding a train to delivering a project we have heard this statement. Whether time is precious or not, I really do not know,all that I know that time behaves weird at times.At times it flies,at times it stops at a moment for hours together,at times it heals,at times it hurts...
One day at my office pantry while in the queue awaiting my turn to use the microwave I realized all these different shades of time. I was the second or third one in the queue.Everyone generally has the tendency to press the "Quick start" button of the microwave,which means just 30 seconds of warming..Two people ahead of me...which makes it just 60 seconds..and I was feeling like "Oh God!!! got to wait so long!!" Thoughts flashed by.The date was Jan 12th. It was my grandpa's birthday.I was missing him since morning.I remembered his 75th birthday. Jan 12th 1998.Maa had had prepared his favorite cuisine for dinner, I had invited all his friends.I had prepared a gift for him.A diary with my poems and proses.The whole afternoon I had not let him come out of the bedroom,because I was busy decorating the hall with balloons and streamers...I remember Maa was baking the cake and I was continuously pestering her "How much more time Maa?" Finally when Maa looked at the timer and checked the cake with the needle and said "Just 60 seconds more betaa...", I was so excited...In 60 seconds, I would be holding the most delicious chocolate cake of the world in front of the world's best Grandpa...60 seconds seemed to be swwwoooossssh!!!!!
I kept the tiffin in the oven.Time had given me the wound on Oct 13th 1999...time snatched away my grandpa...and 12 years have passed by..time has healed the wounds...dadaji must be so proud of his little buchiya today...Miss you a lot Dadaji..I wish you would be here to read my "Canada Diary" :-(
Sunday, June 12, 2011
Saturday, June 11, 2011
Bharat Matrimony.com
Yes..I am a registered member..any girl at 27+ should actually be..or rather should be an active registered member..In simple words,"a paid member". Priyanku and Arundhati boudi tell me that yeah I need to work hard to find a good life partner.They say that like looking for a good job is a phase of life,similarly looking for a good partner is another phase of life...Well, I am going through that phase.Trust me, looking for job is easier.Or may be my professional luck is better than my personal luck..I managed to get campus-placed in the pre-final year of my engineering.I managed to switch to another well-paying company when I felt a kind of stagnancy in my first organization and then again I managed to make it to a reputed firm at a reputed position after kicking off a "paanchat" company."Paanchat" and "bhalta" are words that Sniggy uses and both of them mean "faltu" in marathi..I am not sure..this is what she told me..
Yes..enough about professional luck,let me come back to my personal fortune.As per my family,my well wishers and you as well...the most important thing that remains to be done at the personal front for me now is marriage..Okay...agreed...haan baba!! seriously agreed...looking for suitable matches seriously...Met 4 cartoons till now.Naah..sorry...3 cartoons and 1 hmmm...he was okay,but he did not like my idea of "leaving him alone and going to Toronto" Alone???????????? I guess I was alone there in Toronto, I had not left anyone alone here..Am I right??
The second sample..an okay looking man..with a lot of jasmine oil in his hair,continuously shaking while talking..had the guts to ask me "How much money do you have in your account?" Seriously,he asked so.. I am not kidding!! I don't know whether I had gone to meet someone for matrimonial purpose or to make settlement on a ransom amount!!
Third...a supposedly decent CA fellow with whom I had already clarified that I "may leave you alone for a month and go onsite" and "I don't have much money in my account" was okay with these factors and ready to meet.He was even ready to go onsite with me for a month!! (Itne velle hote hain kya CAs??) Now,this fellow and his family wanted a real quick marriage..he wanted to marry within the next few weeks.His parents spoke to dad and said ki "jaise taise kara dijiye shadi..we want it quick..immediate..urgent..ASAP!!" I told clearly "Look boss..I have certain issues..there can't be an immediate marriage..." He fled!! God...I have never seen anyone in such a hurry...by now he must have married and got his wife pregnant or may be even registered his child in some preparatory school!! By the way I met him not more than 2 months back..
Next....the most recent trauma!!!!! A man whom you could caricature as an egg kept over a watermelon.He wore a fluorescent green Tommy Hilfiger shirt,and a yellowish trouser...the shirt was so tight that there was gap between each button hole.He was a liar..he told he would meet me in 5 minutes whereas he arrived in 30 minutes..that too in such a horrible dressing..He said that "fools go to planetariums",he called the oregano at the pizza joint as "meethi chutney" and the pizza serving plate as table tennis racket..he said quite many things which proved him to be a person with zero IQ and zero common sense...
My personal fortune according to me is really not that bad..it would have been worse if any of these would have come into my life!! That time, may be I could not even write a blog against him like this ;-) How would have I poured out to you?? So, I would still say...Aal izz well...and I still pray that I get a solution to my issue number 7506..I got to deliver it on Wednesday yaar....
Well...hats off Bharat Matrimony!!! Keep doing the great job..
Yes..enough about professional luck,let me come back to my personal fortune.As per my family,my well wishers and you as well...the most important thing that remains to be done at the personal front for me now is marriage..Okay...agreed...haan baba!! seriously agreed...looking for suitable matches seriously...Met 4 cartoons till now.Naah..sorry...3 cartoons and 1 hmmm...he was okay,but he did not like my idea of "leaving him alone and going to Toronto" Alone???????????? I guess I was alone there in Toronto, I had not left anyone alone here..Am I right??
The second sample..an okay looking man..with a lot of jasmine oil in his hair,continuously shaking while talking..had the guts to ask me "How much money do you have in your account?" Seriously,he asked so.. I am not kidding!! I don't know whether I had gone to meet someone for matrimonial purpose or to make settlement on a ransom amount!!
Third...a supposedly decent CA fellow with whom I had already clarified that I "may leave you alone for a month and go onsite" and "I don't have much money in my account" was okay with these factors and ready to meet.He was even ready to go onsite with me for a month!! (Itne velle hote hain kya CAs??) Now,this fellow and his family wanted a real quick marriage..he wanted to marry within the next few weeks.His parents spoke to dad and said ki "jaise taise kara dijiye shadi..we want it quick..immediate..urgent..ASAP!!" I told clearly "Look boss..I have certain issues..there can't be an immediate marriage..." He fled!! God...I have never seen anyone in such a hurry...by now he must have married and got his wife pregnant or may be even registered his child in some preparatory school!! By the way I met him not more than 2 months back..
Next....the most recent trauma!!!!! A man whom you could caricature as an egg kept over a watermelon.He wore a fluorescent green Tommy Hilfiger shirt,and a yellowish trouser...the shirt was so tight that there was gap between each button hole.He was a liar..he told he would meet me in 5 minutes whereas he arrived in 30 minutes..that too in such a horrible dressing..He said that "fools go to planetariums",he called the oregano at the pizza joint as "meethi chutney" and the pizza serving plate as table tennis racket..he said quite many things which proved him to be a person with zero IQ and zero common sense...
My personal fortune according to me is really not that bad..it would have been worse if any of these would have come into my life!! That time, may be I could not even write a blog against him like this ;-) How would have I poured out to you?? So, I would still say...Aal izz well...and I still pray that I get a solution to my issue number 7506..I got to deliver it on Wednesday yaar....
Well...hats off Bharat Matrimony!!! Keep doing the great job..
At Random.xls
The thought itself brings smile to my face!!!
Have you ever in your life prepared an excel sheet with such an atrociously weird name? However nonsense you MS-Excel knowledge may be,whatever rubbish you would have written in that excel sheet, but would you ever send such an excel officially to your manager? I would not.... neither would you I know...you would rather keep it as Book1.xls rather than "Random.xls" and attach it in mail to your supervisor and write "Please review".
Ha...experiences!!! Yeah, I have had such experiences, reviewing such excel sheets,reading mails like "Issue number so and so is done,only it is not working"..what the hell!!! Hearing comments from experienced fools saying that "The client Business Analysts don't know anything, I know what I am doing is correct". Trust me it's difficult,very very difficult to manage people who send such excels and mails and give such comments...
People say that I have become a bit short tempered..even I feel so...but it's actually not my fault...I am improving, I am controlling.I had become short tempered a few time back and I had reasons for the same...tolerating people like these mentioned above(can't actually write the actual name..he is added on my facebook and may report abuse against me ;-) ),was not quite well that time and treatment of Dr. H.S Sekhon had made matters worse...improper food and improper treatment and random.xls kind of people...who wouldn't become short tempered!!
But yeah...writing really helps..we must never ever keep feelings bottled up in our hearts...I usually pour them out to you in my blogs..and it makes me feel light and comfortable..Most comfortable moments,I realize are those when I write..I can be myself and just keep striking the keys of my keyboard..writing soothes me..even at office when any critical issue gets to my nerve, I simply open up MS-Word or excel and start doing the documentation part that I am supposed to..Oh please!! I don't prepare random excels...no time for that actually and no guts as well to send it for review to my manager!!!
Have you ever in your life prepared an excel sheet with such an atrociously weird name? However nonsense you MS-Excel knowledge may be,whatever rubbish you would have written in that excel sheet, but would you ever send such an excel officially to your manager? I would not.... neither would you I know...you would rather keep it as Book1.xls rather than "Random.xls" and attach it in mail to your supervisor and write "Please review".
Ha...experiences!!! Yeah, I have had such experiences, reviewing such excel sheets,reading mails like "Issue number so and so is done,only it is not working"..what the hell!!! Hearing comments from experienced fools saying that "The client Business Analysts don't know anything, I know what I am doing is correct". Trust me it's difficult,very very difficult to manage people who send such excels and mails and give such comments...
People say that I have become a bit short tempered..even I feel so...but it's actually not my fault...I am improving, I am controlling.I had become short tempered a few time back and I had reasons for the same...tolerating people like these mentioned above(can't actually write the actual name..he is added on my facebook and may report abuse against me ;-) ),was not quite well that time and treatment of Dr. H.S Sekhon had made matters worse...improper food and improper treatment and random.xls kind of people...who wouldn't become short tempered!!
But yeah...writing really helps..we must never ever keep feelings bottled up in our hearts...I usually pour them out to you in my blogs..and it makes me feel light and comfortable..Most comfortable moments,I realize are those when I write..I can be myself and just keep striking the keys of my keyboard..writing soothes me..even at office when any critical issue gets to my nerve, I simply open up MS-Word or excel and start doing the documentation part that I am supposed to..Oh please!! I don't prepare random excels...no time for that actually and no guts as well to send it for review to my manager!!!
My archive.
Writing after a long time...my last blog was published on Feb 19th'2011 and I wrote that one at the Pearson International Airport,Toronto.
After that life became hell busy.Lots of work at office,many issues to concentrate upon at work and at home.Was feeling like pouring out my feelings since quite a few days, but didn't really get much of time. Two things inspired me to write...to pour out feelings actually....A book that I am reading these days "The White Tiger" in which the author has really poured out his bottled feelings and the "Mumbai rains",continuously pouring since the past two days..
The weather is beautiful..cold,breezy,water droplets on my window grill,the sound of the rain,of the construction going on on the other side of the road, the sound of the flights taking off...(I really wish them a happy journey!!) and my laptop on my laps..it's like..."Aur kya chahiye!!"
The thought of getting ready for office after a few hours is the most nasty thing as of now...rest aal izz well!! Yeah, today is Saturday,supposed to be a weekend off..but a crucial issue...hence I need to go...Still, I will manage to add a few pages to my archive before I leave for office...
Enjoy reading!!!!
After that life became hell busy.Lots of work at office,many issues to concentrate upon at work and at home.Was feeling like pouring out my feelings since quite a few days, but didn't really get much of time. Two things inspired me to write...to pour out feelings actually....A book that I am reading these days "The White Tiger" in which the author has really poured out his bottled feelings and the "Mumbai rains",continuously pouring since the past two days..
The weather is beautiful..cold,breezy,water droplets on my window grill,the sound of the rain,of the construction going on on the other side of the road, the sound of the flights taking off...(I really wish them a happy journey!!) and my laptop on my laps..it's like..."Aur kya chahiye!!"
The thought of getting ready for office after a few hours is the most nasty thing as of now...rest aal izz well!! Yeah, today is Saturday,supposed to be a weekend off..but a crucial issue...hence I need to go...Still, I will manage to add a few pages to my archive before I leave for office...
Enjoy reading!!!!
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