Yes..I am a registered member..any girl at 27+ should actually be..or rather should be an active registered member..In simple words,"a paid member". Priyanku and Arundhati boudi tell me that yeah I need to work hard to find a good life partner.They say that like looking for a good job is a phase of life,similarly looking for a good partner is another phase of life...Well, I am going through that phase.Trust me, looking for job is easier.Or may be my professional luck is better than my personal luck..I managed to get campus-placed in the pre-final year of my engineering.I managed to switch to another well-paying company when I felt a kind of stagnancy in my first organization and then again I managed to make it to a reputed firm at a reputed position after kicking off a "paanchat" company."Paanchat" and "bhalta" are words that Sniggy uses and both of them mean "faltu" in marathi..I am not sure..this is what she told me..
Yes..enough about professional luck,let me come back to my personal fortune.As per my family,my well wishers and you as well...the most important thing that remains to be done at the personal front for me now is marriage..Okay...agreed...haan baba!! seriously agreed...looking for suitable matches seriously...Met 4 cartoons till now.Naah..sorry...3 cartoons and 1 hmmm...he was okay,but he did not like my idea of "leaving him alone and going to Toronto" Alone???????????? I guess I was alone there in Toronto, I had not left anyone alone here..Am I right??
The second sample..an okay looking man..with a lot of jasmine oil in his hair,continuously shaking while talking..had the guts to ask me "How much money do you have in your account?" Seriously,he asked so.. I am not kidding!! I don't know whether I had gone to meet someone for matrimonial purpose or to make settlement on a ransom amount!!
Third...a supposedly decent CA fellow with whom I had already clarified that I "may leave you alone for a month and go onsite" and "I don't have much money in my account" was okay with these factors and ready to meet.He was even ready to go onsite with me for a month!! (Itne velle hote hain kya CAs??) Now,this fellow and his family wanted a real quick marriage..he wanted to marry within the next few weeks.His parents spoke to dad and said ki "jaise taise kara dijiye shadi..we want it quick..immediate..urgent..ASAP!!" I told clearly "Look boss..I have certain issues..there can't be an immediate marriage..." He fled!! God...I have never seen anyone in such a hurry...by now he must have married and got his wife pregnant or may be even registered his child in some preparatory school!! By the way I met him not more than 2 months back..
Next....the most recent trauma!!!!! A man whom you could caricature as an egg kept over a watermelon.He wore a fluorescent green Tommy Hilfiger shirt,and a yellowish trouser...the shirt was so tight that there was gap between each button hole.He was a liar..he told he would meet me in 5 minutes whereas he arrived in 30 minutes..that too in such a horrible dressing..He said that "fools go to planetariums",he called the oregano at the pizza joint as "meethi chutney" and the pizza serving plate as table tennis racket..he said quite many things which proved him to be a person with zero IQ and zero common sense...
My personal fortune according to me is really not that bad..it would have been worse if any of these would have come into my life!! That time, may be I could not even write a blog against him like this ;-) How would have I poured out to you?? So, I would still say...Aal izz well...and I still pray that I get a solution to my issue number 7506..I got to deliver it on Wednesday yaar....
Well...hats off Bharat Matrimony!!! Keep doing the great job..
Interesting post.
ReplyDeleteAnd some highly surprising and funny encounters.
Your blog makes me remember Konkana Sen in Life in a Metro... Hota hai Always Kabhi Kabhi .. sometimes these incidents should get their due credit, not only they make you pour out but also that these would contribute in making your real person more valuable in your eyes and heart.
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Thanks people....
ReplyDeleteMeethi Chatni !!! WOW !!! I like that.. :-) and I call it Meethi Chatni only.. :-)
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